Are
you sick and tired of tinsel and balloons?
Are
you driven to despair by awful tunes
about
Holly, snow and reindeer,
sung
by tired old millionaires?
-do
they make you want to hide under the stairs?
Are
you sick of “Ho Ho Ho!” and Fairy Lights?
Are
you sick of bleeding pixies in green tights?
With
your family all together
Getting
off their face on booze,
do
you want to put your head into a noose?
CHORUS
So
here it is , Say “Bah
Humbug,”
Do
not decorate that tree
Boycott
each pantomime
Say
“Christmas is for me, me ME!”
Are
you tired of catalogues and Shopping Malls?
Would
you like to crush old Santa's Christmas Balls?
Would
you like to stick two fingers
Up
to all those carol singers?
Or
deck the postman rather than the Halls?
So
here it is , Say “Bah
Humbug!”
Do
not decorate that tree
Boycott
each pantomime
Say
“Christmas is for me,
me ME!”
